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Most of us light up when we hear someone getting married. What it means is a marriage ceremony where everyone is happy, you get to wear your best dresses, have great food and drink and the best of it all you meet a lot of your family and friends. However talking about meeting people let me warn you about the five types of people you are most likely to meet and how to deal with them.
The Creepy Uncle
Yes, every wedding has this Creepy Uncle whom everyone finds irritating but no one objects to his antics. He will be the first one at the funeral and the last one to leave. He will insist that you were very close to him when you were a baby. He will insist that you listen to his silly stories. He will be telling his rough below the belt jokes and try to touch you without any excuse. After he gets drunk, he is intolerable. You will have to live with his face photo bombing all your wedding pictures. If he is a widower or a divorcee, one should advise him to check out the Matrimonials websites for a second marriage.
The irritating aunt
Well, if there is a Creepy Uncle why the Irritating Aunt should be far behind. She is the one who will be asking you for accounting questions about your in-laws. You will not be able to stop her, you can try to change the subject too. She will get back though at the slightest provocation. Then she will ask you to have children at the earliest and will air her opinions about couples who like to play it safe and do not respect the vows of eternity . Do not get intimidated ask your friends to support you and help you out of this predicament.
The Eternal Casanova
Yes, this person will be the first on the dance floor. He will insist on dancing with all the girls. He will endear the old ladies, and there is not much you can do to stop his advances. He seems to believe that girls like him. Some people never learn. He will be back again waiting for another chance at the next wedding.
The Stressed Wedding Planner
This is the person who you will see everywhere. He will be the first one to take care of the drunk guests. He will be the one chasing the caterers to fill up the empty food trays and bowls. You will find him trying to start the generator when the electricity goes off though he does not know how to. You do not have to worry about him, you can pray for him though, he has saved your parents from all the trouble.
The Drunk Dancer
This guy it looks is very happy that you got married. He will come to the dance floor late, only after he has had his first round of drinks. When he comes, he feels the top of the world, and he wonders why they are not the others on the top of the world too. You can not handle him as he is too sweaty to touch. After a few dances, he will slowly remove one garment off his body after another. Nothing can stop him. If you hear an inappropriate music number playing on the sound system, it's more than probably he has requested for the number. It's best to stay away from this guy, because he will not last long.
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Source by Sushant Shukla
