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Best man wedding speeches are known and awaited for their witty and funny one-liners and if you are going to be the best man, you’d better add a couple of these to your speech. The stress of the wedding will melt away and everyone present will relax and enjoy and get into the celebration mood.

Here are some tried and tested one-liners sure to add a spark of mischief to your Best Man Wedding speech:

1. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

2. Marriage is a 4 ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffer-ring and endue-ring.

3. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law!

4. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

5. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

6. Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.

7. If the groom has pierced ears – Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

8. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget once.

9. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

10. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

11. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

12. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

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Source by Lata Tokhi